i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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