where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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