Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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