can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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