shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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