Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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