Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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