it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
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