there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
i dont even know how to be here
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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