she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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