No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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