i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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