dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
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