I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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