told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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