my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
it hurts more in the daytime
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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