Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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