i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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