Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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