bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
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