Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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