Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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