So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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