yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Randomize
