Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
So much rum. So many feels.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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