Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
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