that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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