I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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