Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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