The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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