My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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