Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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