are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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