Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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