Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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