Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
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