The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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