so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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