apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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