i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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