So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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