on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
it's like heaven, but drunker
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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