Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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