we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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