I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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