The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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