you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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