gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Dick very happy bro
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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