It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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