In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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