yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Your cock deserves a montage
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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