You're my little dorito
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
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