i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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