I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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