Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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